I had never asked him to come to happy hour and watch me drink." — Chelsea Handler7."I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. I'm fair game, it's not like I'm that picky, you've seen the guys I've dated. If I did, I'd have no friends." — Chelsea Handler If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.Return to Transcripts main page CNN LARRY KING LIVE Interview With Chelsea Handler Aired April 1, 2010 - ET THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. KING: What do you make of this whole Jesse James/Sandra Bullock thing? With Tiger Woods that happened, and you were kind of stunned by the amount of women that came out and forward, and it just kept coming. Yeah, I wrote about it in my first book, my English boyfriend.
KING: Chelsea has something to say about entourages. (COMMERCIAL BREAK) KING: In addition to everything else Chelsea is doing, she's touring with her stand-up comedy. HANDLER: You know, it's not great to get a job like "The Tonight Show" and then have to walk away from that. — several of which having ended up on the New York Times Best Sellers list. So to celebrate her awesomeness (and maybe just fan-girl for a while), here are our top 10 pick for the most epically funny quotes that Handler has made on men, love and everything in between: "I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. It's a good kind of -- KING: Do you believe in sexual addiction? HANDLER: That's my brother and Jenny, my friend Jenny, and her sister Jo Jo. HANDLER: Yes, Jenny Mc Carthy, she's here, because it's autism month. HANDLER: No, my brother is visiting from out of town. KING: You play a handler for a bratty teen in a photo shoot in "Harper's Bazaar." You talk about Hollywood entourages in that -- in that article, you dish about publicists. I love my TV show more than I love stand-up, just because it reaches so many more people and you're able to go and do something in a half hour and see it that night, is really great instant gratification. She lives in Los Angeles, and is that entourage still in that room there? Do these people have to be here to support you with this? And whatever show he does is going to be a huge success.